Our English teacher told us to write a sci-fi health related story, so my friend and wrote this, it’s called “Burnt”.
One morning the sun was so luminous that you could have cooked an egg over your car hood, Citizens of Retard Land were sweating like the dogs they are. That’s how they lived for ever, of course most of them are black due to sun rays burning the skin color. The population of Retard land is 9145 black men and 1 white boy.
The citizens of R.L were not allowed out of the city do to the contaminated air, They grew gulls by the side of their necks to be able to breath they lived under pig sheds made out of cooper, but the cooper rusted and became rusty-like. They didn’t need to drink water their bodies were developed to endure extreme dehydration and thirst. But there is this white boy that never gets hot, He’s always cool and chill. Everyday one of the black guys try to get close to him but they are always accused of sexual harassment yet they all do it. A lot of retards try to figure out what’s up with the white boy. Everyday he creams himself with black butter, or sometimes tar, mostly tar because the sun is constantly melting the roads, Just to hide from the retarded pedophiles.
One day there elder retard and his retarded council were talking about the white boy, So happens to be that the white boy caught a glimpse of them, he came closer to eavesdrop on their conversation, They were all sweating like a morbidly obese person just crawled 5 meters. But one of the council felt a cold breeze just under his ear, He immediately did the retarded rain dance and rotated backwards to see who was there, When he saw the white boy he threw a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at him and yelled so loud that the whole city heard him, when he realized he got the attention of the whole lot he yelled : RETARDS CHARGE! . The white boy ran so fast it felt like he was on an adrenaline rush he ran like the wind, All of the sweating retards behind him were affected by the cold wind he left behind his trail they were so relieved they had to make a human ladder. But the white boy never stopped he kept running until he hit the barrier that was holding the place together, he hit it so hard that he went throw it and got out of R.L …. .
1month later …
He woke up from the comma he was in, when he woke up he couldn’t open his eyes, and his nose was backwards his mouth was disoriented and he had a unicorn horn. He grabbed his watch to check the time, but the retard forgot that he was unable to open his eyes, So he grabbed his pet dinosaur instead and asked him “What time is it”, But the fact that his mouth was disoriented the dinosaur heard him say “Wanking time, is it” and he got so urinated that he pissed down his throat until it got filled up he couldn’t breath. THE END.